It
I was talking with a co-worker yesterday and referring to the baby as "IT".
"It's not an IT! It's a real person!" etc., etc.... "Let's call it "shim"! (Actually, I think that is kinda cute, I guess...)
"No! It's an IT. Until we know what IT is! It's either IT or baby Wofford. Or maybe $hit." (I've always like that. He - She - It - Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!)
"And, anyway - IT applies to people too." I say. Without anything to back that up.
So I go to my trusty Merriam-Webster online and look IT up. Here IT is in relevant part:
That's IT!
For now.
"It's not an IT! It's a real person!" etc., etc.... "Let's call it "shim"! (Actually, I think that is kinda cute, I guess...)
"No! It's an IT. Until we know what IT is! It's either IT or baby Wofford. Or maybe $hit." (I've always like that. He - She - It - Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!)
"And, anyway - IT applies to people too." I say. Without anything to back that up.
So I go to my trusty Merriam-Webster online and look IT up. Here IT is in relevant part:
- a person or animal whose sex is unknown
That's IT!
For now.
1 Comments:
That makes sense to me...
I'd call it a thingamabob..but it's kinda of lengthy for cocktail conversations..
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